German Church Loses 500,000 in a Year and Uses BMX to Try Win Them Back

The German Synodal Way drew criticism from across the world for the blatant way that they defied both Pope Francis and Catholic teaching.

The bizarre events also shed light on some of the strange aspects of the German church, such as their liturgy:

If the Latin Mass becomes restricted once more, don't fret.

Here are some of the liturgies that will still be available.

1) The Clown Liturgy pic.twitter.com/GWQSTcDhdL
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German priest raps from the altar as restrictions on Latin Mass continue. pic.twitter.com/zHQ1N5fSiv
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This week, it was reported that the increasingly despised church had lost 500,000 adherents within a single year, partly due to its liberalism and partly due to the dreaded church tax.

Now, a video has emerged from a Mass in Aichach, involving bike stunts throughout the church.